"all i’ve been doing lately is drinking a lot of green tea, getting really high and listening to the smiths.. and I’m completely okay with that."
a day in the life

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

kissmeok:

love/couples
"Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness."
Isaiah Henkel (via beautiful-ambition)
juliablow:

wearethemusicmakers:

Best moment ever

Miss you.

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

452
THIS IS ME ALL THE TIME
98
aw hell nah
upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up